suspsended -> suspended

Jose Bautista is subject of one of my all time favorite Onion articles (graphics?)

Baseball is better off with more Joey Bats nuclear bat flips and less from the Sam Dysons of the baseball world bellyaching about Respecting The Game (TM).

Ah well, it’s sad to see. Although I wouldn’t entirely rule him out maybe having a bounceback year it sure looks like his time as an effective major leaguer might be done.

Nah...that’s not ok. Just like you can control your anger at work or at school, you can control your anger when playing video games. This “in the moment” bs is dumb. Even when I was in high school and definitely “young and dumb” I knew not to say certain things just because I was mad. Just like I knew not to swear in…

It’s used as racist chant in soccer circles for those groups—I can’t think of specific instances in Germany, but German teams and fans would know them from the news articles and international away games at the very least. They don’t need to be foreign, just black or close enough—my “ favorite” has always been Alvaro…

Right? Like the word “asshole” is way easier to reach for, unless you’re an asshole yourself.

“The word is practically harmless in German and our player was unaware of any implications that the word might carry in other languages.”

For those of you uninterested in or unable to watch the whole 3:46 video, just go to the 1:30 mark and watch the inbound play. That’s all you really need.

maybe they should start investing some bare modicum of focus and dignity and effort into this thing they do for a living on television with many millions of people watching.

Can you please tell us a NES story every time a D.C. sports team shits the bed? Or would that result in you getting transferred to Kotaku?

“The Goddamn Golden Knights Just Swept The Kings”

We’ll do our best not to be insufferable. Most of us are just grateful to have a pro team of any kind.

Sixers fans if they win this series: “EVERYONE DOUBTED US! TRUST THE PROCESS!”

As much as anything Wade did, Spoelstra’s defensive scheme getting into the Sixers heads in the 2nd quarter proved bells aren’t the only things that can crack in Philadelphia.

That...seems totally fair. Theres literally no reason to play with your phone in your car. BT headsets are like $15 bucks. Texts can wait. I set my nav before I go, and if I get lost I can pull over

The left lanes are moving, the right lanes are not. It’s most likely that it’s the exit that’s causing the backup. Your hypothetical is very much unlikely. Even if you’re right, you don’t get to just use the shoulder for a quarter mile because the legal traffic lanes are backed up.

What? No mention of their now-deleted tweet as to how the game would certainly go on tonight because of the roof?

“There’s ice all over the air canada centre too, they should cancel the Leafs game. Please, just cancel it, we can’t do this anymore” Torontonians

How did they come up with “Vegas Flu”? Shouldn’t it clearly be “The House Always Wins”?