Moral of the story (which I’m sure was what you were trying to get across, right?? RIGHT?) was that we all do what is best for OUR kids and OUR families.

Sleep is learned behavior for kids. However they learn it, they need to. Toddlers and kids with shitty sleep habits have behavior issues, struggle to focus in school,…

We weren’t particularly compatible sleepers to start with. We’re still physically intimate, we just don’t sleep together afterwards. So I would say the impact was pretty negligible.

I co-slept with my eldest until he was three and now co-sleep with my two year old (big brother sometimes joins us in the middle of the night). My husband sleeps in the guest room. I have received endless flak from family and friends about this, but guess what? I get to sleep through the night, every night. My kids…

Well shit. My favorite team would have to get to a championship game first. Guess I’d have to take away the Saints’ Super Bowl. Fuck ‘em.

So to clarify, we can ONLY use this on cats? Asking for a friend.

“Some people are like, I want to go to Haiti, and I want to go to Thailand, and I want to get orphans, and I want to get prostitutes off the street. I realized that my heart was to help beautiful people. This is my mission.”

“Yeah, well that shit is easy when you don’t have to battle dinosaurs.”

It’s the only magazine I still masturbate to now that Playboy stopped doing nudes.

I’ll never buy another women’s magazine ever again.

The only reason I can come up with is to have someone hold your hand on your deathbed...but that’s what hookers are for.

It also looks better than pretty much any show on CBS.

what are you talking about

Uniformity is the hallmark of late capitalist modernity.

And yet only 2 men on these covers. Burying the misandrist lede much, Clover? HmmmmMMMMmm?

I cry whenever I look down at my little girl, knowing inside that she’ll carry on the legacy of hope and eventual disappointment.

I can assure you that no movie producer has ever done copious quantities of crack cocaine.

OR

Does the Airbnb button have a “Filming porno movie” option?

When you’re staying in Europe for several weeks, it’s nice to have your own place with access to a washer/dryer for hostel prices ($70 a night for a whole flat). I’m going to London, and I got a flat right in the area I need to be for work for a fraction of the cost of the area hotels. Same for the rest of my trip.…

I’m still over here not understanding why people would use Airbnb in the first place so you are at least a step ahead of me.