Well ass kicking is all that will be left once Obummer has taken everyone’s guns and had them melted down for rings for gay weddings and gynecological tool kits.

It was funny when the Coyote got hit by the Train.

Yeah, and why can’t women just ignore that lump in their boob?

One day, they may be lucky enough to be included into the Imperial club, which is made up of the power trio of the U.S., Liberia and Myanmar.

The highlight of my life arrived when I fired up a vid console and saw me, LT #77, right there in virtual reality. Every time one of my kids hits another milestone in their pathetic lives I have to go home, turn on my PS2, and see me, LT #77, in crystal clear virtual reality, in order to feel anything at all. My…

I imagine how lonely you must be.

I think a lot of people who say ‘All lives matter’ aren’t really thinking - they’re just reacting. Having someone explain it succinctly on a popular news channel might give them pause about saying it in future. It’s baby steps, but I can’t imagine any person, no matter how thoughtful or persuasive or whatever, being…

Cheers to Colbert for having him on his show. I’m happy to see Colbert staying as politically/culturally relevant as he can instead of turning into a mindless host who cares only about celebrities and viral moments (looking at you, Fallon).

I BET YOU’RE A BLAST AT PARTIES.

On second thought, let’s not go to Rhode Island. ’Tis a silly place.

One would assume they have at least taken that possibility into account. That sort of thing is just part of their field. This WAS discovered back in 2012, so I would hope they would have had time to check that before publishing.

Thanks, Jezebel.

Counterpoint: This is the exact context for which to use the term “trim”.

DO: Go out and buy that fancy car to pick up new trim in.

Hell will freeze over before Morrissey ever does anything to make Mike Joyce money.

Wrong. Reading Fest 2022. Bank it.

Fucking Craig, man!

Things are going well. You should call your mother once in a while, though. She worries.

I haven’t been this angry since my mom got back together with Craig.

Yeah, but it’s definitely understandable.