Oh fuck off, dogs suck.

I was worried about the storm early in the season when they were cruising, thinking they were gonna flame out but things broke just right and Stewie just flat out is the best player in the league.

Fuck the nfl

But what if they have apologized and made amends with the victims? Does Louis ck owe you an apology? 

This next series will be phenomenal. I want Breanna Stewart to reach the finals but if she loses this isn't a bad team to lose to.

M wife tried to invite a Male coworker over because she wanted to set him up with my sister, that was a hard no from me. 

I live for deadspins Thanksgiving and jezebel's Halloween stories. 

He was jacking it.  

Agreeance.

Uh, yeah.

I disagree with you on this, kind of. It’s not the pace of place but the uncertainty of the length of the game and the lack of urgency to finish that makes it unappealing to young potential fans. So what if a game of baseball had a time limit of two hours and then the home team would get the bottom half of an inning…

She might be you bozos but I’ll take granny to the shit house!

Bowling is the biggest difference in people think they're good and are not.  

In 2009 a man named kevin rudolph had a song with lil Wayne that was popular but only because lil Wayne.  Mr rudolph played the song at the nba all star game without lil Wayne and it was the most uncomfortable thing I've seen at pro sporting event till dj Khaled doing this.

For sure, just like a foul ball.

And on a different spectrum we had kareoke DJ, play 2 songs and then kareoke song, it was so fun.

If I died I'm sure my bbq friends would come and cook by my burial site.

Based on that picture is everyone laying down in hammocks wrong for the entire history of hammocks?

Based on that picture is everyone laying down in hammocks wrong for the entire history of hammocks?

What a shithole song.

Hockey twitter captions are the fucking worst. “Another big celly” “hardwork, saucy passes, dagger goals” like what the fuck, you’re a legit sports news agency or team, just tell me if the future brain damaged fuck stick scores or not.