I live for this!!!!!! Now I get to go read them, yeeeeaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!

Because a man gets pegged.

I lie constantly for pretty much my whole life and cannot for the life of me figure out why I still do it. It could be the smallest dumbest thing to lie about and if I told my wife the truth it’s a non issue but I just lie about it and then it becomes a whole thing.

Yyyyyuueeeeeeeessssssssss!!!!!!!!!

Kind of a shit move to call a tow truck but fuck off before he gets there. Hopefully you called and cancelled him so he didn’t drive out there in the storm for nothing.

Several years ago we got a new guy at work on a Monday and he was fine enough, didn’t talk to him much but seemed alright. He didn’t show up the next Monday and then got a call from his wife on Tuesday saying he was working on his car and it fell and killed him. It was terribly unfortunate but at the same time he was…

I work for a mid sized construction company and basically everyone in upper management has one, paid for by the company. And the owner of both our plumbing and electrical contractors have them.

Because people make such a big deal out of marriages that when they have their big ass wedding and they come home but Steve still has his buddies over for drinks 3 nights a week and michelle won’t stop locking her keys in the fucking car so Steve has leave work to open her door even though Steve told her his boss is…

You hate your dad for not figuring it out? That is absurd. Also what if he has figured it out but finds it best to let it go as to not complicate the situation. Or possibly it’s a semi open relationship, I have given my wife the ok to fuck whoever she wants if the situation arises with a few small rules, don’t give…

We had karaoke at my wife and i’s wedding and I started it off with poker face and boy oh boy do you just sing po o o o o ker face for about 3 solid minutes. Super repetitive.

Welcome! Any content on the weekends is welcome content, I dislike websites that publish like they're a government office, Mon-Fri 8-4.

I am also a video game doofus. I was content to slowly go through the long PS3 catalog of games I haven't played over the next decade, but then they announced the Fractured But Whole and now I gotta get one and now I can get the doofus model.

Local radio station DJ a couple of years ago went on aneveah rant, basically anytime someone says it they always, every time say ‘it’s heaven spelt backwards’. lo and behold some lady missed that part and just heard him ranting on the name and called in to defend the name and of course she says ‘it’s heaven spelt…

But if you cord cut proper, like me, it’s insanely cheaper.

I distinctly remember watching Amy poehler and Tina fey on weekend update the first weekend I got a big hdtv and boy of boy was it a shock. I felt bad for recoiling in horror so badly and still do but I was not ready for that.

Canada.

Right! I’ve been trying to find some for my son but the ones that actually do any level of transforming are way to expensive, like $25 for a single 4".

I'm kind of glad the legacy of prince wasn't sullied by the rest of this....ugh, whatever it is.

I made a cash bet that the Browns make the playoffs this year and parlayed that with a Jaguars winning less than 4.5 games. Gonna be a good pay day.

Absolutely I do. And when it was Star Wars time we started with episode 1. This is his time to discover and it would be ignorant and selfish of me to purposely leave something out or make him watch them in the order that I did because that was my order. We watched the main movies first and are now going back and…