Depreciation, do your thing!

TL:DR — Simmons turned Magary down for a job

Instead of reading the article, I went and found the old vids of Tomsula ripping a sly one in the presser, because that a more legitimate analysis of the Wickersham article than anything Simmons could write.

The thing you Pats fans never get is why people hate on the Patriots and not say the Steelers and 49ers. It’s not about the winning, it’s the culture of cheating and dishonesty.

Most of you likely recall last year’s Super Bowl between Atlanta and New England, in which the Falcons somehow blew a 28-3 lead and let Tom Brady claim yet another championship. But many of you may also be shocked to hear that the Falcons weren’t immediately banned from all future postseasons after that disturbing…

The annoying part about all this is that there wasn’t a gas shortage, a rumor went out and caused a panic. That’s how all this happened in Texas at least, we done goofed.

David’s program (stolen from a memory dump of Jalopnik’s Commodore 64 mainframe this morning):

Footage of this guy is the best ISIS recruiting video ever.

He’s terrible. But his “fans” are worse. And whoever at Disney green-lighted project chucklefuck is the worstest.

It’s kind of weird that we don’t have a similar group protecting our rights as car owners. Gun owners have a dang constitutional amendment protecting them, what do drivers have?

I dare you to try driving under 80mph while listening to “Cochise.” Can’t be done.

Well that blows.

I guess warning people about the paving was not their Forte.

He should’ve turned off the wipers..

It’s something of a catch 22.

Sometimes they are appropriate though..

We have never shied away from our anti-Paul whatever his face is stance.

thats how it usually happens in my fanfic.

A Lada them?