Every gun is loaded.

I imagine the call went something like this...

I did *not* expect a Salute Your Shorts reference on a Deadsping UFC article.

I started listening, and thought, well the keyboardist’s timing is off but the rest of the band is making a valiant effort... and then the vocals started and really solidified the title.

If i had one suggestion for the stadium experience, it would be to have a live rock band play

guarding an addict, isolating an addict, trying to save an addict from themselves will not work. No Human power will relieve his addiction. The addict must want to change and be willing to go to any lengths to achieve that. Sadly, for many this never happens

Musk will own the red planet if you think about it. Everyone who goes there will be laboring and creating an economy on a world that won’t be theirs... but will be *his*. Granted, given his work ethic, I have no doubt he’ll actually put in sweat-equity. He’ll pull as many hours as anyone on that planet. That said,…

I remember it because I read that in one theater Star Wars fans started chanting “Siege! Siege! Siege!” when they saw the 20th Century Fox logo appear. IIRC, I saw the TPM trailer before The Waterboy.

Yes...but unfortunately for the Buffalo fans it was not worth 20 points

The other 15 state attorneys general tried calling, too but the FCC, assuming they were just robocalls, sent them straight to voicemail.

Dearest Sir, I am a buyer’s agent for the client in Nigeria and is 2018 Ford Focus Nitrous Blue RS AWD Turbo still for sale? This is not a scam. My client is verily interested and will send the check for the purchase of the 2018 Ford Focus Nitrous Blue RS AWD Turbo to you for $100,000 for the troubles right now. Now…

Yo! Make sure that shoulder belt goes underneath that armrest on the seat belt-buckle side!

Dealer kept trying to say they needed to run a credit check to make sure I can get that price.

I went ahead and made a game cover for this:

I received a plaque celebrating my third anniversary at work, a plaque on which my name is misspelled. It was in fact my eighteenth anniversary at the time, but never mind that. In the fullness of time these things are of no consequence.

I always shake my head at the responders to vehicle financing articles that loudly claim (while I’m assuming shaking their fist in the air,) “I only pay cash for my vehicles and I drive them for 40 years! Anybody who buys a new car is an IDIOT! Let some other sucker take the depreciation hit! Anybody who has to…

I need to start looking into a new car and my credit is pretty poor, due to horrible choices I made when I was younger. Many maxed out credit cards, spending when I should have been saving... I’ve learned my lesson, but only over the last two, three years have I finally woken up to all the horrible choices I made and…

You know, I get that it’s good sport to crap on the Pats.

You’re wrong. There’s a god and he’s a Pats fan.