I’m still trying to understand the whole “they are employees” thing. Why is Uber any different than Airbnb or Ebay? They’re providing a technical service to connect suppliers with customers.

Good for him. The American way. Get in early, make money from investors for some crack pot idea. Stay for the IPO, get out while the getting is good. “Fuck you, I got mine” ie the American way.

The self driving cars their stock price is predicated upon are still decades away, and everyone with their stock is a sucker.

Only most people.

I still love Saturday Night Life

I heard a description of Driver as “someone tried to draw Keanu Reeves with their left hand” and can’t not think of that every time I see him now.

Sorry, some of your points are incorrect. I am someone who lives in Pennsylvania Dutch country, was raised on a dairy farm, who’s aunt is a mile inspector for Land O Lakes, and whos sister runs a 500 head farm in Upstate New York. I also worked for NRCS designing manure pits for 8 months. Between that and passing my…

Good stuff.

The closing number, “Bees (Not The)” brings down the house.

The Wicker Man is already a musical.

Now I really want to see a musical adaptation of Wicker Man.

The Wicker Cat

My girlfriend is a wonderful woman. She’s smart, kind, hard working, and gives generously to her community. But she is also one of the approximately 5 people on this planet who are actually excited for this film, and for the life of me I cannot understand why or how someone so seemingly rational could feel that way.

I can’t remember the last time I’ve been so hyped to hatewatch something. 

Holy shit dude

It was fun the first two films. It never really got done again in that manner either, and definitely not as well. 

And JOSEPH FUCKING CAMPBELL.

Please, said foundation was built on fucking quicksand anyway. Old Western tropes, Flash Gordon serials and Samurai classics are a pretty great way to frame the house on quicksand though. 

Nailed it!

Hot take: everyone has been taking Star Wars way way way way way more seriously than they should have been since about 1993 at least, if not earlier, and everyone should shut up about it for a few years.