Yeah, get out now. Do you get a pension? That would be nice.

And if you do try to spend one, you're likely to have the police called on you because your dipshit cashier thinks it must be counterfeit.

Just give it a minute, we will.

Why, yes. Yes, I could.

'Every time' he reads it? How many times has he read this book he claims to hate?

That's 'Doctor!' to you, Mister!

Well, we do that with stamps, while all British stamps have pictures of The Queen.

Jareth for the £100. . .

You're right - she was intelligent and well-read, but hardly a bookworm.

Tut, tut. You forget she was woman. Anything we do is worth less, everyone knows that!

Shepard Smith as some cred. .

When I watch AFV, my most frequent comment is, 'Well, what did you THINK was gonna happen?'

Being from there, I wouldn't call it a 'disaster', but yeah, I definitely have no desire to go back.

So, are they making him lose weight?

Yeah, but I don't want to pay for it.

I got a free trial to watch the new MST3K, and I was appalled by how few movies NetFlix has anymore. Hulu has a lot more nowadays, also more TV. Sure, the commercials are an annoyance, but there's much more content on Hulu nowadays.

Hulu has more and better movies, too.

Flagged for apostrophe abuse.

Yeah, Kermit was an asshole, and they completely broke Miss Piggy.

Well, yeah - I never said that was gonna happen!