Cute touch on their release that there’s fingerprints in the background

You have no soul.

I assumed the headline was metaphorical or sarcastic, but...nope, literally running out of actual clay. 

Oh yeah! And he uses a dollar store pregnancy test to confirm.
Pregnancy tests are designed to detect human growth hormone!
Confirming Godzilla is pregnant would not work that way!!!

I’m amused you guys say My Father The Hero is “ pretty unsettling and pervy” for its plot sexualizing a 14 year old girl--right before saying she’s “gorgeous”, a completely unnecessary adjective among more pertinent character traits.

Emily is great.

I’m working on a paper about medicine and science in 20th century genre movies, and it turns out that I've been walking around with lots of mental references from Mystery Science Theater. 

Little wing-ed potatoes.

Same, since I got sick one day in 5th grade and stayed home from school, channel surfing until I hit Comedy Central. I almost thought I was hallucinating what I saw, but immediately I start laughing my ass off. Of course, it was Pod People.

I’ll be honest, this is one of those times where I assumed they’d died years ago. Killing Paulie offscreen in Creed definitely had me thinking it.

Agree 100% with the sentiment (because fuck bigots), but I myself refrain from any sort of genetic commentary, one way or the other. There’s always an idiot to use this against East Asians and such :-/

The decision to cast Chase was 100% justified by his performance in the Dungeons and Dragons episode alone. After that, he could have simply disappeared and the show wouldn’t have missed a step.

He should be in everything, everywhere, simultaneously.

Or Peter gets simultaneously bitten by a radioactive spider AND a radioactive ant, becoming the even more powerful Amazing Spider-Mant!

Sounds more like a head full of blow and half a bottle of tequila rage tweeting at 4 in the morning.

Jan Zalasiewicz has written some very good popular science books on geological topics. I’ve just finished his The Planet in a Pebble - in it he made geochemistry accessible and interesting.

Thank God someone thought of the children and made all these fairy tale characters public domain. What a hero. Now we’re finally free to use Snow White and the Big Bad Wolf as characters in our own works.

Nice. So I’ll enjoy my smoothie and have a cup of tea later. Perfect.

Who taught this child this kind of hatred and what did they think would happen if he ever acted on his teachings? Now two lives are lost!