You're right. Wish I could correct that. I tried to simplify the story and messed up

I bought a dog from our blacksmith last week.  We’d only had him home 5 minutes and he made a bolt for the door.

Goddammit. I JUST introduced my 5-year-old to the Roadrunner-Coyote cartoons. He loved them! Where’s he going to learn about anvils now??? A blacksmith????

It’s funny I recently lost a signifcant amount of weight, like around 200 lbs, via surgery so you know on purpose, and I am with you like it’s tiring to have people constantly talk about how much weight I lost.  Like did I need to drop the weight 100% and I glad I did sure, but being reminded about it ALL the time is…

That happened to a co-worker of mine about eight years ago. Viral infection, nearly died, spent two months in a coma, lost a scary - and I mean terrifying - amount of weight. He’s still struggling with the after-effects. Day he came back to work one of our less-stellar managers sashays up to him and trills “whatever…

I guess it was just special effects but the idea of them doing all that shooting paintballs at each other without eye protection made me cringe. Especially when people went for the show-off shots to the forehead and stuff.

And yet a black kid running around with a paintball gun could get shot 10 times by a cop. 

Yup. Its too risky. We might start seeing school shooters using paintballs guns instead of ARs.

I went from thinking that she’s more than earned the right to turn down a second sequel to C-level franchise to pretty annoyed that she mostly seems to think they won’t hire her because she’s too old. Listen you mfers, if Maria von Trapp wants to be in your movie, you figure it out.

A business is allowed to decide how they want to run their business.

Lets say you are a student working through your degree, you work nights during the weekdays but realize that you are coming up short so you want to work weekends as well. So you get a job at trader joe’s, your availability is only Saturday and Sunday because of your other job and schoolwork. Trader Joe’s approves this…

Totally! I was at a Target recently, and there’s a whole line of sex toys that they sell along with the usual sexual health and safe sex stuff. Not locked up or anything, either.

Almost like sex is a totally normal thing that humans love doing!

The problem is not a minimum of hours, it is that they are demanding three days of availability. That could be any number of hours. 

Except yes it fucking is because we did have housing abundance.

I was coming here for this...these people must be too young for Laverne and Shirley!

A television show from the 1970's that celebrated 1950's nostalgia knew that milk and Pepsi has been around for a very long time. Darn kids on the interwebs think they thought of everything.

yes to all those. As an “old” I’d also add in Ray Conniff Jr to the list and if only bc of Gremlins Johnny Mathis 

Concerning lack of John Denver & The Muppets

I mean I don’t know why you’re surprised when a pop culture website writes an article about a famous actress having a controversial take. Personally I don’t think we should let transphobia and supporting abusers go uncommented on

He’ll still probably manage to sue you.