30 days hath November, April, June and September.

Not January, dude.

It’ll be out day after tomorrow.

It’s always OK to ‘cheat’ or mod a game you play by yourself.

Not in competitive ones, of course, but in single player? Do whatever the heck you want.

No. ‘Successful’ means it hasn’t been cancelled. If it was cancelled, it obviously wasn’t ‘successful’, see?

When you define words the way you want, you’re never wrong!

Exactly.

You think there’s nothing between ‘I hear just fine’ and ‘I can’t hear a thing?’

Dude. Learn something, why don’t you?

Sheesh.

The Stunt Man.

I used to buy from HB quite a bit, but they stopped selling mobile bundles, so that has dropped off sharply.

I’d go hard for this bundle, but I own all of them already.

I’d still go for a good Android bundle, but I’m not holding my breath.

My gas oven burst into flames and it wasn’t even ‘on’.

Of course, gas stoves are ‘on’ all the fucking time. It’s a waste of energy and money to have a gas stove - environmental concerns aside. If you want to pay for energy you aren’t even using, cook with gas.

This exceptionally catty article has me admire Harry much more than Ms. McDuffie. Is she trying to get a spot on Real Housewives?

And how dare they make money? I mean, the person who wrote this article did it for free, right? We all work for free because we’re such pure human beings, don’t we?

Not John Smith, John Rolfe.

Says the person with no medical knowledge whatsoever.

If someone needs to be defibrillated, you DO NOT rush them to a hospital unless you want them DOA.

You seem to be incensed that they took care of a player instead of playing the damn football game.

So you spent an hour of uncertainty while two teams worked to save a player’s life. Poor you.

I lost 75 lbs. due to a severe illness a couple of years ago, and the number of people who insisted on telling me ‘how good I looked’ made me want to knock heads together.

I would ask them to stop, and they would just repeat it! I pointed out that I nearly died, and all they could say was to repeat how good I looked!

Peo…

A well stocked spice rack is the key to flavorful cooking. I have one basic chicken soup recipe, but by adding different flavorings, it’s never the same twice.

Because knitters did a letter writing campaign - organize, y’all! It works!

Real paintball players wear all kinds of protective gear because those things HURT.

Not to get all ‘A Christmas Story’ or anything, but you can damage someone with those things. They’re not Nerf guns.

Really 21 minutes due to commercials.

I’m still amazed at how much story they managed to cram into 21 minutes.

Just take a look at the Homecoming one again - the guy with the boombox is Kirk Thatcher, who played ‘Punk on the Bus’ in Star Trek IV.

The director has said it’s the same character, thus the MCU and the Star Trek universe are THE SAME UNIVERSE.

How cool is that?

There have been times in my life when $100 was a lot of money, and times when it wasn’t.

I would never assume that it’s not a lot of money to someone else - I’ve been there.