That would make more sense, although Louisianans don’t talk like that, either.

I really wish people wouldn’t try fake Southern accents. There are dozens of them but everyone ends up sounding like Jed Clampett.

If there were, they would spell it ‘Benwah’ or else pronounce it Benoyt.

Having spent most of my childhood in Kentucky, I can assert that no one there talks like that.

Also, no Kentuckian would be named ‘Benoit’.

A can opener can be bought for little more than a buck at the dollar store. 

A professional should KNOW how.

But that’s not even the problem here - there’s only one subject and she’s not decently lit.

A professional should KNOW how.

But that’s not even the problem here - there’s only one subject and she’s not decently lit.

Also as a photographer, that portrait is shitty.

She’s underlit, you can barely see her face, the focus is on the damned sunrise/sunset and not on HER.

I’ve taken better pictures of strangers who ask me, ‘Can you take our picture with our stupid phone cam?’

It’s nicely composed, which I guess is what you mean, but it’s…

I’m all about the underwater stuff, but pontificating makes me ill.

I’ll give this one a reluctant pass.

I’m all about the underwater stuff, but pontificating makes me ill.

I’ll give this one a reluctant pass.

You apparently HAVE a fucking clue, and yet can’t put this 2 that you have and that 2 that you have together to make 4.

I America, disparity is a racial issue. Full stop.

Read the fucking article.

Sheesh.

Dude.

I’m envisioning a room full of kids covered in milk, either through accident or the inevitable milk fight.

All us frugal people have been doing this for years.

I make overnight oats with Trader Joe’s muesli. Much better than just plain oats.

I also use kefir for the liquid.

That’s how I feel about Georgia and Stacey Abrams.

Please stop confusing ‘trademark’ with ‘copyright’. They are not the same, or even similar.

Just stop.

I like The Searchers, which paints people like him in their true colors.

Everything else can degrade in the vault for all I care.

Sexist, too.

I’m a primate! You’re a primate! We’re all primates!

(Assuming no birds or cephalopods are on this board)

I hated driving in LA, not so much because of the speeding but because no one would let me keep a space cushion. Two car lengths at 70 mph is not enough, but any more than that and someone would slide into it, because they really NEEDED to save that extra nanosecond.