I remember walking off the bus once during middle school, deck in hand, and getting caught in a gust of wind and seeing two of my favorite gold cards fly away. I didn't care how long I was holding up traffic afterwards, I was going to fucking find those two.

This is part of the reason i hardly ever buy games on day 1 any more.

That actually looks pretty good. Color me surprised and interested.

Well, at least it isn't another one of those 40gb games... my 2tb drive is crying from all of those.

Here's to another 10 years and the chance that someday we'll be assigning a Kotaku writer to do post-release coverage of Half-Life 3.

Chibi Miku survives by feeding on children.

It's never lupis, Dr. Cameron.

Let me explain why this isn't funny: Argentinians, at the time were living in an oppressive military coup, and it forced a huge amount of 18 year olds to work as military, and when the war started, those 18 year olds had to go as well. Think about it, you're 18, you just finished high school, you have to do forced…

No one is forcing you.

Getting banned from entering a city before you even get there is basically the most Top Gear thing that ever could have happened. This is shaping up to be epic.

This story depresses me beyond words. So instead, I'm going to focus on these adorable babies.

better lighting, better resolution, better textures, denser traffic, and smoother framerate, sounds good.

It's an anatomically correct vagina. $126 dollars is nothing when you consider the cost of a girlfriend...

It's been one of those weeks. :/

This humble bundle is the best I have seen for a very, very long time! I haven't played even one of them of the game shown, but criticz have raised the games to the skies. I have felt bad over how I didn't get them. Such as not having Gone Home. Finally there is a change to that!
Seriously. Humble Bundle is like a…

You don't realize how horrible 90% of cartoons are until you watch them as an adult. Popeye was full of violence and attempted rape. Tom & Jerry had murder. The Smurfs had a man who wanted to EAT the little blue buggers. Thank god for childhood innocence.

Fixed.