If you want to make a realistic game about the Global War on Terror, just show $4 trillion cash being set on fire. Same outcome.

It looks exactly like the game I was hoping to get when I backed it and now I just need to choose which platform I wish to receive it on. I suppose I really should go practice on the early X titles so I do not botch my performance on day one of release.

Why the fuck is Peter Dinklage associated with Adam Sandler, SPECIFICALLY, Happy Madison Productions!

Thank God this terrifying criminal is off the streets.

*shakes head sadly*

"Wait, I've seen this case before... It's an iPhone case."

Apparently, everyone bashed the living hell out of this game but I thought it was brilliant. Would definitely recommend it on PC over Xbox 360 for performance issues, but I had a blast with it and it was a good challenge.

I, um, thought it was compulsory. Isn't it like one of five required rituals?

Seeing as like 90% of the video was actual STALKER footage... it seems fishy.

Everyone loves Tina.

Little Timmy was suspended for 52 weeks. The difference between 5 and 2 is 3.

AWWWWWW. I saw that punch commin' a mile away. Didn't make the blow any softer though.

Saw it coming yet still got the biggest boner when I saw hammerhead sharks.. And thick lush grass. Let us hope all of that is actually in Online this time.

PC, guys.

In Japan, everything is a festish... EVERYTHING!

Now let's just hope Quantum Break follows suit.