I love these clowns. “Religious reasons”. I know the verse well. “And thou shalt go forth and be a churlish asshole unto the world. Go thee out among their number, and annoy them greatly with your trifiling bullshit. Offend their sensibilities and scar young and old alike, by obsessing shit that doesn’t matter or…

Hard to say. The Lake Canisius area (if that’s where the family actually lives) is pretty wealthy, but I’d always had the impression they were pretty liberal too.

Fuck her shitty ass parents. Bill for family vacation... I hope she never pays and it fucks up your credit forever, you trifling, nasty assholes. I hope Discover calls you nightly. I hope this article gets you hate mail.

Seems like the real problem is that we have the technology, we just refuse to use it unless you pass the wallet biopsy. And even then, it’s about as impersonal a process as assembling a car.

The solution isn’t giving birth alone in a cabin, it’s about treating humans like humans in US healthcare, regardless of any…

I feel like this is show that starts off strong, but never seems to be able to stick the landing. The only other season I watched was No-End House, and I feel like there was a lot of wasted potential. The first episode was definitely the scariest. Going through each room of the house, I had no clue what was going to…

I watched the first episode that’s been available for a bit now and it was excellent. Butchers Block started great, but kinda fell apart however the actress from Krisha was excellent and should be in more things. This felt more like No End House, so far, which I loved start to finish so I have high hopes for it. Odd…

It’s true.

I was looking at the arrow on that screen, saying to myself, “Do you really want to see this shit again? All it is going to do is make you angry...” then I pressed play. Fuck.

I think the majority of people who say they “got the flu after getting the flu shot” just don’t know the difference between a cold and the flu. The flu doesn’t fuck around, it’ll fucking knock you out for a week (and at its worst, kill you).

You know how effective not getting a flu shot is at preventing the flu? 0%. 

I don’t think this is what Jezebel intended for the contest, as it’s not scary. I briefly told this story in the comments of one of the contest pages a few years ago. Frankly, I don’t think about it much, as although it’s not the supernatural element that got to me at the time, it was a frightening experience and…

I told a very condensed version of this in a comment to one of the Jez horror story posts maybe about five? years ago, so I’m officially submitting this now. Now with bonus pics. 

Thanks. I can’t even tell you how terrifying it was. I thought he was going to strangle me to death with that telephone cord. I still can’t handle anyone touching my neck. I try to present a very calm cool and collected I’ve-got-my-shit together demeanor at all times, but watching Dr. Ford testify in front of those…

This is kind of scary, but the scariest part of this story is how awful my taste in men was/is.

I have a good Andie McDowell-adjacent story you might appreciate.

Among all my celebrity nemesises the most irrational is probably Kaley Cuoco. Maybe its because I loathe The Big Bang. Everything her character does or says is just mean and bitchy. But I can not stand her outside of it either. She just one of those people that I irrationally hate.

All these shithead Internet Tough Feminists, grey and otherwise, telling us how they’d never let themselves get in this situation.

Oh no, didn’t mean to grocer shame. I just suppose people who shop at Whole Foods are less likely to find having the tab picked up the thing that made their weekly food budget possible.

Whole Foods, though? Why not pick up the tab at [looks up ATL supermarkets] Lidl or Kroger?