So this is really forkin accurate and I think we all could have just told them this. After working out three hours a day to get myself in really good shape I posted three profiles at three diff sites all stating that I wanted to have kids. I weeded out all the guys who said they weren’t sure or didn’t want kids. That…

Men get terrified at the prospect that they might be treated like women are or held to the same standards.

Contemporary masculinity is confusing as fuck. A lot of the "stable" values of old are deeply wrapped up in patriarchal shit that some of us are *trying* to navigate/abolish. Sometimes the baby gets thrown out with the bathwater.

why are the men (boys) so scared of everything? like seriously. why are they scared of growing older and committing to one partner? i don’t fucking get it.

the millennial who is destroying the natural order of things by delaying marriage, having casual sex, and focusing on her career aspirations.

Succinct and to the point.

Not only was it nasty, it was dumb. Way to wreck your own image there, honey.

Ugh. I still remember that.

Text I sent earlier this week:

Avocados and our lust for them are responsible for whole parts of Chile and Peru being dried out and turned into deserts.

Andy Cohen being out here, thriving, is such a blatant and horrible injustice. Hyperbole? Yes, but just let me have this.

I will always be here for Kathy Griffin attacking Andy Cohen.

I talked to one of those third-party “conscience” voters, last night. He hated both Hiliary and Trump equally, so he voted third party “to get more third-party representation”.

What is aggravating is he is against a lot of the shit Trump is doing, but he just couldn’t vote for Hiliary, regardless. I specifically asked…

Especially “fuck you” to those who did it in swing states. Fuck my friends white, cis, gay male friends who are still trying to say she was as bad. (I am losing those friends as my temper flares)

This week the Supreme Court decided that it’s unconstitutional to force fake doctors to tell women the truth, but totally constitutional to force real doctors to lie to them. That’s the court we have right now. And it’s about to become so much worse.

I mean, if the conversation happened as she said it, he asked her out (generally then more specifically) then backed off.

“‘OK, cool, cool. We’ll make it work.’”

Tiffany has been famous too long because all of us regular ass girls know you don’t block out your whole day if you don’t have specific, detailed plans. If there is not an “I will meet you at (specific name of place with maybe an address if it is a chain) at (specific time and date)", just figure that date is not…

Drake... my man. You fucked up.

I think Drake uses the Taylor Swift handbook for dating: create drama for songs. Can’t wait for Drake’s next song “Family Emergency”