The ACLU is going to have a field day with this. I have a suspicion it’s going to get overturned hard.

So when are we going to ban white guys? Or husbands??

Before ACA, my dad had lung cancer. He was convinced he was going to die so he decided not to treat and leave my mom in horrible debt. He died in the middle of the night after not being able to move off the couch for three weeks. No pain meds. No hospital stay. Nothing but my mom sleeping on the other couch watching…

As GOP reps are called on to defend their votes (especially after the CBO scores the bill), I’ll bet this is not even close to the worst we hear from them. They fucked up because they needed a “win”, and now they’re going to flail about trying to explain it.

Like, what’s the punchline?

Wait... What? How is that even a remotely funny thing to say? Like, what’s the punchline?

A hug to you, one of my favorite people around these parts.

“the ultimate form of child abuse.”

Is it impossible for these people to speak about abortion without revealing their contempt for women, or do they choose not to?

Any man who speaks about abortion should have to provide at least 5 referral letters from real women who he has spent more than 20 minutes with and at least one romantic partner. Also they need to be able to point out he essential parts of lady anatomy otherwise SHUT UP

The only thing more pathetic than adults having their lives changed by “50 Shades of Grey” is adults having their lives changed by “Atlas Shrugged.”

random flying objects

I hope Miley is proud of those stupid looking tattoos, they look like random flying objects. Some tattoos look cool, some look stupid Miley.

A whole big heap of great reporters work at BuzzFeed!

Not sorry, retailers, but nobody working these kinds of jobs should EVER be “on-call.” You aren’t working in a world where the world will come to a crashing halt if your employees aren’t on-call. Very, very few fields ever need on-call employees, and all of those fields tend to have actual emergency situations…