I was referring to her body of work as an actor. And in no way, was that a comment on her age. Can you name the last movie or contribution to society she has made?

Has anyone ever used rent the runway? I never really heard of true life experiences. I am signed up but a small part of me hesitates to go through with the rental. Am I better off buying a discount gown at Ross?

I wish he had hit the ‘out of fucks’ phase sooner. Lord knows he’s deserved it since halfway through his first term.

I wish the “no-fucks-to-give” Obama had been in office from the beginning.

That quote is just about everything I want in politics. Actual plans.

It’s like he’s aged 20 years in the last year. I know it happens to all presidents but his seemed to happen overnight. Also, yes it would have been fun to see Obama run circles around Trump.

Yeah, when I was in my early/mid-teens I was pro-life, because I didn’t know any better and listened to religious leaders that lied to further their agenda. So I definitely sympathize with young girls in that boat and hope they can get away from that. But when you have 40-year old women fighting against…

I grew up in Mexico. I once had a very late period. I knew I was not pregnant because I was still a virgin. My mom gave me an herbal tea “te de ruda” it did not start my period but I turned out be extremely allergic to it and ended up in the doctor’s with swollen legs and lips and a rash all over my back. After I grew…

I want to see someone carrying a sign that says, “Every baby is a nightmarish hellbeast bent on your destruction.” I have a 9-month-old, coincidentally.

I can honestly say, if my mom had felt the need to abort me, I would understand and be OK with it. I know anti-choice activists like to snakily ask that “Well what if your mom had an abortion?” and my thought it, if she’d needed to, and did, fine, because I love her and would have wanted her to do what was best for…

I have an ex-friend who used to say ‘a baby is always a good thing’ - I never understood how she could think that (along with many other conservative ideas she had, hence she’s an ex-friend).

False.

Give Kim a medal. She survived childbirth.

Dude people are so incredibly stupid about HIV it’s annoying. I work in a fucking hospital and I have people afraid to go in their rooms or use a pen after they signed something. Like motherfucker that person could spit in your mouth rn and you would be fine calm the fuck down.

If only Sean Penn was there too, we’d get the Holy Trinity of Douchery

Jesus. Both Charlie Sheen and Justin Bieber on Today? That’s the douchebag motherlode. The douchebag hoard of Smaug. The douchebag event horizon. The douchebag Gotterdammerung.

Kim Kardashian said North West’s birth was “the most painful experience” of her life.

Gossip Cop says it’s fake and that Justin’s interview was pre-taped (it was supposed to air earlier but got pushed back because of the Paris attacks) so he isn’t even there. http://www.gossipcop.com/justin-bieber-…

It’s really saying something if Bieber thinks you’re a douche.