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The kit itself was designed as replacement panels that replace the stock pieces, complete with a louvered appearance that mimics the textured sides of the original.

I think the problem here is that you can’t actually market this thing to people who don’t know about cars. There’s no wool-pulling. It’s not like the Urus (I finally have an excuse to drive a Lambo!) or some heritage-laden tweedmobile (Careful with the Jag, darling).

Lots of car names became famous to normies for…

You guys are awesome. It is not hyperbole to say that this site often gets me through the day. Keep up the good work, and for the love of god do not stick to sports.

Fixed! 

I am black and this is one of the few things that is so racist wrong it made me chuckle. “ I am a brother” underneath “ I am a future doctor” holy shit, nobody proof read anything before this was sent out. 

What’s important to me is being able to open an article in Jalopnik without a video autoplaying.

I will never argue that Zach Bowman is more talented than I am, but what the fuck is your problem, man? 

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Well this is just a preposterous take that I will absolutely oblige.

It’s Denver, so the Subaru won’t be unique. At all.

I’m surprised Ford never sold the Ka in the Boston area. The 6 years I lived near there, it's the only car anyone ever talked about. 

Every time I see him, I’m shocked that his name isn’t “Chad.”

I have a friend who regularly saves drunk weekend tubers after they’ve floated downstream and into the Arizona desert. One girl told him she thought the river just circled around and you’d float back to your original spot. You can’t make this stuff up.

“He wasn’t rich in love or in friends but he was rich enough in cash to buy this overpriced, floating deathtrap.”

“He died like he lived: drifting aimlessly wherever the current took him.”

There are nearly as many followers of Islam as there are Christians. If you’re putting Jesus and The Pope on this list, obviously Muhammad — praise and blessings be upon his name — ought to be as well, no?

Egads, the missed opportunity for that manager to say that the employees had been placed on paid leave while they investigated the incident.