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This is the soccer equivalent of a hockey player coming out of the penalty box and scoring on a breakaway and I love it.

“He .... has been wearing a soft cast.”

Just FYI, from context it appears he has the parts that need replacing, but has not installed them:

You mean licensed, taxed, plated, and regulated machines? Generally operated by licensed, insured drivers? Let’s step that up with guns and then it’s a conversation.

Leading the opposition to Trump and his policies is the last thing Obama should be doing.

He only had the most stressful job in the fucking world for eight fucking years. He’s a fucking private fucking citizen and can do whatever the fuck he wants.

I think some asterisks that showed the rate of inflation or a table of “in current USD” would be helpful here. $1.56 in 2003 is $2.11 today. So your $9.25 figure for the 2003 F-150 cost/100 miles is $13.21 vs. the $13.80 you’re paying today.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

I’m late on this, but I once told the shareholders that I had lots of new designs and models coming out.

Every cop that willfully turned off their body camera should be charged with obstruction of justice.. or something.. They need to make it ILLEGAL for an officer to ever turn off their fucking cameras, otherwise what is the goddamn point of them.

Where in the sweet fuck are these people when it comes to adapting media that isn’t European or even Western, or writing media about places that don’t fit that umbrella?

I was fully expecting a shot where like a branch suddenly fell off a tree, an eagle drops a fish out of the sky, a deer runs across the course and is chased and grabbed by an alligator, and lightning strikes the course after a freak microburst, and the ball misses them all just barely, and then stops just short of the…

Another important thing about oil filters is make sure the rubber ring stayed on the top of the old filter. If you have two rubber rings on your new filter, you’re going to have a bad day soon. Haven’t had one come off personally, but I’ve seen the pictures of the aftermath.

... i could be ripping donuts...

Just pick a slightly different Porsche.

It’s sad to see the greats resorting to this sort of thing once their body starts to decline, particularly because if Sanchez trusted in his experience and smarts he’d realise he didn’t need PEDs. As Charlie Whitehurst got older he started using a lighter clipboard, while Brian Hoyer adopted a more slow-twitch…

Not having to go to four Bears games. Way to bring the hammer down.

I have never...attempted to gain a competitive advantage.

He should have stuck with fencing.