1. The coffin lid was open

Darn, I was hoping for an infographic to show what different symbols meant

Are you alright, Melania?

Right? “Best to avoid”? How about “where can I book a tour to see as many of these as possible?”

Not sure whether to head to YouTube or PornHub to search for these videos...

I’m only disappointed to hear that the star goes some periods of time without being vandalized.

I gave birth last Saturday, when I was only 25 weeks along, because my high blood pressure turned into preeclampsia and then HELLP syndrome in a matter of days. Original plan was to keep me at the hospital for as many weeks as possible before delivery, but my labs turned bad and then worse and doctors think I would…

*acknowleges this show is problematic AF*

How does he keep his fur so white despite all of the blood?

Rebekah you only are the one I love.

Those aren’t cheeseballs, that’s his boss!

Remember when she promised not to play any role in this administration?

If you are flying across many time zones (example, US to Europe) I have found it best to arrive in the morning. That way you can try to sleep while you travel and then just start your day. You will probably crash early that night but then you get on the new schedule pretty quick.

Is that a dress on Lauren though? It looks a lot like a stylized white jumpsuit with an amazeballs cape.

Drinking a Piña colada at Trader Vic’s.