This is yet another reminder that having a child does not suddenly make you an expert on literally anything, and that the act of birth is something that literally billions upon billions of people around the world, both very smart and incredibly fucking dumb, have done throughout millenia.

I mean conservatives of today ARE like 1930s fasc...oh wait that’s not what he meant?

It took me three tries but I think I finally managed to make a perfect batch of macarons this week! I’m super proud of myself. My first batch was good but sloppy because I tried to DIY a piping bag out of a ziplock baggie, which didn’t work out as well as I had hoped. The cookies were tasty but too uneven in shape…

It’s funny how the very people who want Social Darwinism don’t seem to realize they will be the first victims.

She does look great, but I’m skeptical of that size 4 thing. She looks like I did at a size 8.

Dear Jefferson Beuragard Sessions III- if you want to understand what’s so wrong with what you did, just think about how you would feel if Hillary Clinton did it.

“No one’s neck is an incredibly thick as Gaston’s!”

had disney but known, they’d surely have made concessions that would make this film more palatable to a russian audience - belle’s father could frequently beat her, for example.

Off colored food hated until tried.

Patrick Stewart goes on record saying he always feels very safe when Hugh Jackman carries him around on set

what? no.

I hate the Post, but will remember this front page as long as I live, for its humor and its tastelessness.

Hades, literally flaming.

for a moment, I thought there is going to be a scene where candelabra is making out with a clock.

She’s hatching an egg. Leave her alone. Lizard people don’t replenish themselves.

Find yourself someone who looks at you like Lin Manuel Miranda looks at everybody.

Who tells a stranger she has “nice skin?”

Yup, I was also a fan of Sidekicks as a child. :D

To be fair, maybe this means CNN, Politico, and the Times will—pardon my vernacular—stop sucking off this administration and actually do real, unashamed reporting on it. They may have been denied access, but they still exist as organizations and can still do their jobs.