Sean Penn has a new, extremely young girlfriend

I think it was just a joke.

Obligatory Gary Larson’s comic:

I don’t eat in the shower because a) my shower is not room-sized and b) i don’t like it when my food tastes like water and shampoo.

I’m pretty sure it’s something like this:

It’s a shame that his supporters don’t can’t read newspapers.

Would that be English channeling?

It seems like such a caricature of itself, at least in this story.

i remain unconvinced that this is not a portlandia sketch

Yes, the “really mean ads” that use his own quotes. It’s so delicious.

You know, every time he brings up how much he gets audited, I think “and why is that? You must be doing an awful lot, all the time, to constantly get the IRS’s attention.”

I also liked Jerry Springer’s tweet

IT APPEARS THAT NONE OF THESE HAVE DRAGONS OR EVEN A LITTLE MAGIC.

Jesus, spoiler alert, maybe?

Trump: “All Crooked Hillary did was cough on him and did some gross lady things in his restroom. Sad!”

He is being advised by his Jewish son-in-law. OBVIOUSLY HE IS NOW AN EXPERT.

My wife has an extensive dildo collection. When we first started dating (early 20s) she would wash them in the kitchen and just keep them in the drying rack. I said “you know, why don’t you dry them in the tub behind the curtain or something”. She said “cause nobody visits my apartment but you”. Fast forward a few…

Yeah; as other commenters are indicating, she is likely a fairly normal mom for the Nordic countries in which there is a safety net and benefits of which Americans can only dream. We tend to forget that in many other countries, citizens do not live with the same extreme economic insecurity as we do: they have health…