Makes sense, she can’t stay with someone for too long. Otherwise they start asking questions about how she never ages and needs permission to enter people’s homes.
It's because he looks like a Thundercat!
Engagement ankle!
I guess Flea is more of an Irish Spring man.
Does she have the one cure for crime? No way - she has MANYcures.
Do the Canadites spell it “Oureous”?
I think when you know all your old Degrassi episodes are out there anyway you just have to lean into it
Seems to me they euthanized the wrong goddamn animal >:(
He's already covered in Rio poop-water?
Prince Harry could get me to do a lot of things.
HOW ABOUT THOSE GODDAMN DOCTORS LEARN TO GODDAMN WRITE LIKE GODDAMN NORMAL HUMAN BEINGS?!
Plus this one:
Future Trump Secretary of the Oval Office underdesk.
Oh. My. God.
Well I’m probably about 9 months into depressingly fruitless job searching and like a month ago I got a call asking if I could do a Skype interview but I still didn’t have internet in my flat (7 months in, raggggggggeee). Naturally I asked if it could be a phone interview or if we could schedule it for another time…
I got sent on an audition maybe 14 years ago for an ‘80s-style jukebox musical. (I can’t/don’t sing; my agent knew this; she sent me anyway because I don’t know why.) My monologue was Miller’s “plate of shrimp” speech from Repo Man, but on cocaine. I NAILED it. My song was “Take On Me” by A-Ha, because if nothing else…
When I was in high school I tried to get a job at Hot Topic. (Back when it was goth-knock off, not whatever it is today, ‘k?) Within minutes of starting the interview I knew there was no way I was going to get hired. They made me “audition” with two guys competing for same job. The guy interviewing me was as giant…
I just got back from a hike. I took my neighbors’ dog (Lola, 9 year old boxer) since we have the kind of hood where we can take their dog, randomly leave beer in their fridge, and exchange babysitting for booze and peanut butter.
I am a male bartender and I believe that it is good advice for all people to not get so drunk that you are no longer in control of yourself and what might happen to you. I recognize my male privilege that I can more easily get wasted and toddle back to my sketchy neighborhood. But even so, I can be assaulted, mugged…