Bobby who is playing Shark and a seagull?

Who else has/had the “If we aren’t married by age 40 we’ll marry each other” friend? This seems a better way to go...

Order two, you amateur!

Is it just me or was that headline kind of confusing?

Someone’s an Adventure Time fan... (I hope)

Of course it is. This kid gets my vote.

I’m sorry but you are so wrong you’ve gone TOO FAR.

What if you’re a kinky nerd who loves beards, is there a flavour for that?!

Ceci n’est pas un comment.

No charges?!? God I hope his ex-wife sues for total custody and wrongful death. Fuck that idiot leaving a loaded gun out. Fuck him.

He looks like a younger brother of Cory Montieth.

But I thought in America you had a right to bare arms...

I’ll show myself out...

Let them fire you so you can get unemployment.

Yes, but it’s maple syrup instead of coconut oil.

Thanks, Kendra.

Poop, Ansel. You are the poop emoji. Everyone knows this. You don’t need to bother asking.

I’m getting my PhD in art history and while I’m sure that we could (and should) have a discussion about the artistic merits/demerits of Cattelan’s sculpture, I have to agree that Rachel is well within her purview to call it “creepy as fuck”. As far as I know, she doesn’t claim any status as an art critic, so her…

Any political statement while in uniform is against their rules. I think it is a silly regulation, but I’m not in the military. Holding up a fist is a traditional Black Power symbol—-and that falls under ‘making a political statement while in uniform’ Even if they were holding up “I’m with her” signs, or ‘we need…