You can’t really know for sure until you kill all of its loved ones right in front of its face.

Hey guys I’m doing a dark, gritty reboot of Ducktales.

Would that no one remembered it. That movie was horrifying and best forgotten. ;)

What movie is this character from? I remember it from watching a movie when I was a kid... This is going to drive me crazy

Pretty sure the teardrop tattoo is what you get for murdering someone. So hot.

His brother is hotter.

This is why I eat burritos. Burritos have never done me wrong.

I’m 100% sure she did not get the joke.

That’s not particularly indicative of anything with women. Straight girls do that with their besties all the time.

Actually, I was thinking that maybe the chef assumed they were two straight women who couldn’t find dates so they went on a date together as friends, and then the joke in the context of a zany hibachi chef would have been meant as “teehee ribaldry” instead of... you know... deeply offensive.