before you get all crazy with his commitment as a coach it’s actually a tape of her fucking the guy from the front desk from the last road trip

Fueled by five or six 20-ounce cups a day from the Kuerig coffee maker that is an arm’s length from his desk,

Rest in Power, Ms Morrison. I will forever be grateful to you for teaching me that if a book I wanted to read had not been written yet, I needed to write it myself. What a life. What a voice.

No, I think you’re spot-on, everything from being prophetic to being more honest, because, in then end, you want to BE a sociopath, and Rockstar wants to sell you just the game to do it.

I remember feeling a little physically ill at around the halfway point in the game, looking at the dark corners of my apartment a…

Man these are some good words about Manhunt. I remember this game getting trashed for the bad controls, bad stealth gameplay and generally being a violent toy for sociopaths.

oh Manhunt — to me, the worst part was the sound effects. they were top notch, and quite disturbing. I’m talking specifically about the killings. I never experienced something like that with another game -- games can look realistic or silly, but sometimes the sound takes them to a different level. 

Man... we need some answers. What the fuck is happening!?

To elaborate, my Final Four is

It’s gonna have a tough Sweet 16, General Booty is a solid name. It’s coached the right way, has the fundamentals down. It won’t beat itself.

If Dijonnaise Norman gets there, can we make it the Savory 16?

There is no way Jizyah Shorts doesn’t win this.

What a boss. Staring the goddamn grim reaper in the face and he cracks a joke that makes everyone laugh.

This sucks :(

I’ll take “fuck this stupid earth” for $2000 Alex.

What is “really fucking depressing”?

The police caught 'em all.

“So, I says to Jussie with a shrug, ‘Don’t beat yourself up over this.’”

Word out of Washington is that their plan was always to have him be John Steel Slats anyway.

Yeah, hmmm, what happened over the last 2 years in Washington that would piss the world off?

If Romo’s so talented, why couldn’t he predict he’d get a lot of shit for going to Cabo with Jessica Simpson during a playoff bye week?

I feel like they’re really tempting fate with this...