Cowboy fans/Tony Romo supporters.

Wait. I call total, total BULLSHIT on this whole tournament. How the hell is there no "Cowboys fans" team? Or at least a slot for "Tony Romo Defenders." That's just CRIMINAL.

That MLS/Boxing fans one is a definite 12 seed-5 seed upset in the making. You guys had to plan that one.

You would have to be drunk and hi to wear that shirt.

Beat me to it.

Oh, that's very good.

I smell a "Schiano Man"-like binge coming on...

And both were uphill in the snow.

You know, normally I wouldn't give two shits about Texas but I hope this guy is a winner and by winner I mean eventual National Champion (beating an SEC team?). Cause these passive aggressive putdowns are pure D bullshit.

Seriously? You're kidding, right?

" Godammit, where IS that barber?!?"

But I do wonder. Does no one cut to the basket because they just don't? Or would Melo find that distracting? He looks for his own shot a LOT and maybe those guys don't know what exactly they are supposed to do. But, in fairness to what you said, the play of Shumpert and Smith has been awful.

Stay Massey, Raymond.

This is what happens, Larry, when you've stuck a Ranger on the Glass.

That is such a frightening scene. I love how the guy finally realizes midway through that this is more than just a flip of the coin but he can't get out of it. My friend and I talk about that scene all the time.

They might just pay him all that for the halibut.

Nothing worse than a coach standing in the way of greatness.

You CANNOT hit puppies with the crown of your helmet. What the hell is wrong with you? You gotta get 'em in the body, man.

Damn, he does look diesel. This Oden experiment better work....

Isn't "Gonna Kill That Dog" the Isiah Thomas ode to his sexual misconduct accuser?