How do you know Piazza took steroids? I'm just asking, I'm not indignant about what you wrote. I'm curious to know how he is a steroid user.

Victory Yosef whipped Popeye's ass for this here pipe.

Victory Yosef is givin' the stinkeye to them colored types.

Just what I was thinking when I watched this. Now, THAT'S composure.

I had a South Bend issue but now I take Cialis.

Double Bogey.

I said at the beginning of the season that the only thing killing this defense is the secondary. They had a good game against the Saints but they are the ones to beat on that D.

Uhhhhh.... no. That Meat Loaf cover is Richard Corben, dude. That piece does not take a back seat (an unfortunate metaphor concerning motorcycles) to this thing.

Gotta protect your Nuggets.

Cool.

OH MY GOD, what the fuck am I looking at??? Why is she wearing a flesh sweater? WHY??????????

Oh, I thought they were talking about her real eyebrows. Whew.

There is something really anatomically disturbing about that bear suit....

Those jerseys are stellar. That's a woman right there.

I saw that and I was like "Great cutaway. Says it all."

A Schiano Man doesn't often drink beer... but when he does, it's some bullshit cheap terrible tasting skunkbrew that he chugs and gets falling down drunk and grabs girls tits and starts fights and breaks windows and calls everybody "nigger" and spends a night in lockup.

A Schiano Man cuts one in a crowded elevator.

A Schiano Man blitzes a quarterback taking a knee.

A Schiano Man rigs Team Captain elections.

This just keeps getting better. What's the over/under on days before a player/Schiano fistfight?