I NEED THIS.

Just wow.

AIN'T NO REFUNDS, Y'ALL.

Gawker can suck Detroit's dick.

It's not that rare. It's courtesy and being a good person. It's also the mark of an intelligent person who can stand up and say "Hey, what you're telling me to do is bullshit and I'm not going to do it just because you say to."

Can someone please do this with Nick Cage's face in every shot? That would be hilarious.

:D peekaboo

They get it from their father. I went to school with Beyonce as a kid (St. Mary's in Houston), and her mother worked/sold stuff at the same salon my stepfather worked at. I specifically remember her father boasting about working at IBM all the time. He was pretty insufferable. Bey's mom just sat there. Gee, just…

I love the Ninth Gate! Not the director, but the film itself. It was cheesy supernatural pulp at its best.

Who's going to mention The Ninth Gate? No one? Aside from its icky director, I freaking love that movie. Depp was awesome in it!

Those white heels, I need them.

How could you diss Diet Chocolate Cream Pie like that :I

"Dicktillion". This is perfect.

No it doesn't. When you've got some idiot bothering you and not taking a hint, you get tired very quickly too.

Well, fuck you too.

Sigh. Documentaries and books written by non-Detroiters? Everyone's all over it. Detroit-born lit? Nope, not a peep.

Should she really be allying herself with him like that?

Some people. I don't understand them.

"DID LOCAL PUBLISHERS PUBLISH THE BOOK?"