The Island

My mom would have beat me, then made me go on national TV and apologize, then took me home, beat me some more and planned my life until I was 18, weekly beatings included. 

Imagine if you’re a Vikings fan. Three years ago you thought you had the team to win it all. You had a ridiculous defense and an up-and-coming star at quarterback. Everything changes during one practice, forever altering the franchise. You lose said quarterback to a freak injury; one that almost costed him a limb. You…

kill yourself

lol...No. This is unnecessary conflation and drama.

I mean, the trailer and description are right there.

Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman is quite an oddity.  

He has one four word (maybe three depending on phonetic spelling) line in Diamonds Are Forever and it’s the funniest part of the film.

Um, that’s probably something he would enjoy...

Honestly, who cares? No one will do anything about it. No one will be held accountable. Nothing will change as a result. All we’re going to get is a few more jokes on late night tv. 

The difference is: Scaachi actually did grill Duca. All you did was rewrite Scaachi’s work.

Her real life romantic partner is a white guy who is nowhere near as attractive as Joaquin Phoenix.

Why would anybody on this website let a petty little stupid thing like maybe actually watching the movie and judging for themselves get in the way of a good narrative?

Um, why not?

Trump mimicked a disabled man before the election and still won. He still frequently refers to people as low IQ. At what point will y’all realize Dems are the only ones playing this sensitivity game? 

Taking shots and getting hammered is what got us into this mess, man.

“and if she was so upset that he won, why did she work for him? I don’t understand that part.”

that trans racial joke was marvelous. and the analogy of the car ride was very good and accurate. 

Ignore this article (and the others which are predictably bothered).

This was my only takeaway from this whole mess.  What in the fuck?