quick aside, if you haven’t heard the Whitney x Wendy interview, it’s filled with gems that I still employ in my drunken repertoire.

you’re a man of your worddddd

i thought the trailer made that “twist” wildly clear

wrong. but okay.

guess what, it gets worse

what the fuck did i just read

nah popeyes is gonna do fine. pr still booming, if anything this helps them.

lmfao

someone literally got murdered yesterday

the racist tips. this group prolly doesn’t. and so it goes.

yo you gotta steer clear from brandy

“no dude, i fucking told you to use your seatbelt. what the actual fuck.”

they absolutely should. this guy is fucking disgusting.

jesus christ

this is deeply appreciated. fuck your bosses. fucking pussies.

no they know they’re getting booed and they don’t care. half of the republican ethos at this point is nanny nanny boo troll ass bullshit. 

white children are fucking crazy. if i so much as intimated that, my mom would beat my face in with a chinella before i could get to Jesus

fun fact, this guy wrote CROCODILE DUNDEE IN LOS ANGELES

shea is not a good writer. hot wife though.

what? no.