swedish jail cells are fucking nice.

i mean, look....there’s something more bothersome about this story than your negligent wife being attacked by dj ez-dick on wballz, jerry

i need a supervisor. i need a supervisor. i need a supervisor. i need a supervisor. i need a supervisor!

i liked when he asked the cop for his insurance lmfao. 

yep. atv accident most likely exacerbated any erratic behavior. i too don’t remember the scouting report hinting at “he’s prone to going on criminal rampages” either, which is why i listed “maturity” and “work ethic”

and also, calling him “the nfl’s” is kinda stretchy. dude’s career has been over for two years, basically dead on arrival. he’s as much an nfl player as johnny manziel, if not less so.

https://deadspin.com/seahawks-malik-mcdowell-during-arrest-bitch-i-got-la-1821292575

the u’s in the asterisk note are off format

mermaids aren’t a real race of people.

yeah. this article is proof.

disgraceful and ridiculous

Fuck Wrestling, this is the best event in the world regardless of medium. If i hadn’t already splurged for Double or Nothing and All In, I woulda gone to g1 this saturday in dallas but alas, i’ll be in houston watching on my ipad :(

karl glusman has a big dick!

didn’t he make this clear some 2 years ago with his twitter account? 

judd wrote a beautiful comic about his time with pedro. 

is he...is he depressed? what’s up with this motherfucker

bring back shockmaster and i’m ALL IN

mmmmm it has a bit to do with the country and culture.