half the shit you guys are burying him for is totally on brand for this website so wtf

welp. them’s the brakes. 

not believing the accuser. yay! jezebel, you’ve taught so well!

oh fuck off are you kidding me

look at your address bar. 

why does avclub x kinja constantly throw down years old articles that dont seem relevant to anything currently happening? i’m constantly seeing shit from like 2011-16 on the feed up top. what gives, telemundo? or is it univision

also this 911 operator is a fucking dickhead also

look man is there an editor at the root? you’re constantly injecting typos and inconsistently spelling names differently within a paragraph. it makes the entire website look bad.

this movie will never be made

this movie is gonna fucking bomb oh my goodness

there should be an entry for the two best friends every time you guys post this weekly article. hello fennel.

Watchmen. I was 17. What a disaster.

I actually don’t mind it as i approach 30. Cuz I don’t care as much about the genre. but at the time, wow. what in the fat hell.

dude. why would you write all of this. my god.

lukewarm take: smooth is a perfectly good song.

no. he “literally” does not think that. he’s just a jackass.

what in the actual fat hell are you even talking about

this has been confirmed time and time again. 

he was too busy making shitty WACK 100 jokes

theroot commentariat will not take any accusation lying down.

and also, yeah pretty much confirms tupac fucked a dude or something lol