i like the moment he contemplates getting a third fucking meal lmao

this is...not the worst thing uber has done...automating display names. but yeah whatever. 

yo i said that in my comment from yesterdays article!

he’s gonna end up becoming president. i’m almost sure of it. such is life.

alright as someone who fashions himself as a “this dude looking like” type fella, this is one of the better ones ive seen all year

i found this show aggressive and oppressive. 

this is the most sarah lawrence shit i’ve ever seen.

idk i focused on kord more than anything in that scene life goes on ya know

i know you get a rise out of doing this but it’s quite tired. everyone was having a good friday, too.

omg of course it was that racist dickbag Nick Bosa. 

it was some of the most boring qb play ive ever seen. just wildly conservative, almost to a level that was vicious

you’re all terrible. jezebel, fug yourself, olivia munn, all of you. 

dope.

don’t stand so close to me!

we got hammered and saw him perform in austin. he was...awesome? it was weird. very self assured. could barely see the little fucker on stage but he was kicking out the jams. he exited through the crowd and it was like the pope at mets stadium. highly recommended would hang out again.

jeez. look, it’s not like i expect critical thinking from anyone who supports this racist weirdo but the cognitive dissonance of people NOT being upset that he would say something so wildly stupid is KILLING ME.

damn. i’m so sorry, sometimes i forget that i’m the only one with access to google dot com. foh.

inb4 obligatory

she did a good frank ocean one too

FILM CRITICS WHO DON’T MAKE FILMS SHOULD BE UNEMPLOYED