or just get outta the bathroom! seriously, hey! we got people in this joint who need to empty their loins papi!

yeah samberg, next time stick to the hits! do a wahlberg impression! we don’t wanna hear about systemic oppression, tell a joke next time! yeah!

i’m kinda shocked that theroot are defenders of Shaun King. 

yeah that’s a lie.

to be fair, i don’t think anyone who’s criticizing her is calling it the end of the world as we know it. playing both side of the fences, sure. but nobody is like SEND THIS BITCH TO HELL WE ARE ALL GONNA DIE. 

so can we dock humanity one star since i agree, children in general are pretty intolerable?

first two seasons are on hulu/

the best show on television, bar none.

fuck i’m hungover.

where’s the other girl who isn’t this girl

kevin hart is a comedy legend. he came up in the same school as burr, patrice, louie and jim norton. don’t drag him down with this hack. 

she’s not funny. i know everyone wants her to succeed or whatever but she’s genuinely not a funny person. 

before everyone jumps down the throat of travis and his inarticulate speaking, pls understand it wasnt until only a few years ago that we all thought he was severely autistic. he’s got a learning disability. 

so is Drew my generation’s Dr. Z ???

Billy Haisley just ran through a brick wall

lol. rest assured, if i ever have a kid, they’ll know what time it is. you’re not playing online, and you’re definitely not about to hit your old man because i turn off the tv i bought. i will throw you through the window like my name is Charles Barkley.

beating the “MLS IS BULLSHIT” dead horse isn’t a cute look, Billy.

you post the hell out of this page. we get it. this isn’t anything new. 

wow, you’re such a badass. cuz of course rationality comes into play when we are dealing with ***rubs eyes*** demons, decapitation, and drugs. great. 

dude what