can i please get outta the grays pls

here are some deadspin writers who are BUTT

man i hate that he wrote that shit at the end. horrible.

my kingdom for a kiss upon her shoulder

i don’t think he thinks he’s fucked. he’s clearly living in a vaguely different reality than us. 

because it is they who are the victims. that’s the only reason why.

i am not one one of these people who puts animals over humans i.e. NEVER VICKS etc.,

well, i am triggered by SPOILERS

caps did it better sorry

DON’T CALL IT A COMEBACK

i went on friday. i think the drinks were bad on purpose. i was also the dumb bastard who pointed at the bartenders and said out loud “oh they’re all dressed like syzlak!” anyway i love nickel city. this was a blast. 

i’m from bethesda md. lived on a hill that had a creek nearby. i watched this movie in its entirety on an imac on youtube on a summer afternoon at 4pm. broad daylight. i was fucking terrified.

i’m from bethesda md. lived on a hill that had a creek nearby. i watched this movie in its entirety on an imac on youtube on a summer afternoon at 4pm. broad daylight. i was fucking terrified.

i’m a leash baby. eat my shorts.

broken clock is right twice a day is how i imagine these comments will go...

it’s definitely not the least important aspect of a biopic.

i said she sucks. and also, basically, maybe don’t have a relationship with scum of the earth. whatever. 

ok will do.

he looks absolutely nothing like Freddie. 

not victim blaming, but she sucks too. don’t play with pigs etc., etc.,