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i honestly cannot stand this asshole. just a history of shitty behavior. 

this seems about right. like, intense manic.

he clearly says “my unit sees me, i’m dead”

lol someone tell jeff goldblum to chill

god. this is impossible to read. every other line you write is a terrible punchline. 

he has metnal health and drug issues. when he’s on though, he’s one of the funniest humans on the planet, and he can be incredibly erudite, warm, and even brilliant with insight. I rebuke this comment.

his bit about Iverson Mall to this day gets played every Thanksgiving Idgaf

you shoulda asked this question a decade ago.

for who?

...how is this definitive? who’s to say? relax. you’ll get another joker iteration in a couple years. 

adrien broner’s past times include but are not limited to:

nothing after wonderwoman/shazam/aquaman will see the light of day. 

this hurts my brain so much. 

nice. former skins. v good. 

wait...how old is mike gonna be in this movie?

hot take: Halloween by Zombie is really good. Halloween II might be better. 

wait, isn’t a permanent suspension an expulsion? am i coo coo coorayzee?

masego dropped an album. it’s fucking fantastic. 

fuck Barron. just cuz he doesn’t know how to tie his shoes we have to take the gloves off? fuck him. he’ll grow up to be a monster. this is how it always works.

eye yai yai!