...you’re a moron

start with this

quick aside but ricky starks works with ACW in Austin and everytime i have seen  him he has exuded absolute stardom. just an awesome awesome persona and even better in ring work. hope to see his star get bigger.

its like inverse brexit but less fish and chips!

i love bill plympton. that’s all i have to say about this.

nah man. it’s hard to be duped into supporting 3 year olds holding bushmasters. 

what? so he just...dude he totally is admitting to being a rapist holy shit. 

wait, are yall tired of this or no?

also, man, the cover seems to be blown already. 

nah i think you lost the plot.

LeSean Mccoy has an extensive history of real scumbag fuckboi behaviour. almost had the entire campus of penn state beat his ass on a campus visit, threw a woman out of a bus in like 5 degree weather, refuses to tip, thinks kaepernick is a waste of time until it became fashionable i guess? i dunno, he sucks.

“Under Ohio law, strippers are not allowed to touch patrons—unless it’s a family member.”

Oh hi yo.

I’m sorry, I must live in a universe where Sleepaway Camp does not exist.

dude you are me.

Cried when the Washington Capitals won the Stanley Cup. Cried the morning Sean Taylor died. There’s levels to this shit.

Cried when the Washington Capitals won the Stanley Cup. Cried the morning Sean Taylor died. There’s levels to this shit.

holy shit.

always thought bernie mac woulda been a TREMENDOUS j. jonah jameson

fuck him.

whoops

I’m not sure how productive getting on the phone will be given your social media feed and unprofessional approach and language in your emails to the author

btw this is why u didnt get an answer.