Billy Haisley just punched his monitor and peed his pants all at the same damn time

he’s austin’s bill murray save for bill murray. he’s a well known asshole on set, he has beef with paul thomas anderson (thats a no no) and has really shitty political opinions. also i mispelled his name. fuck bert and fuck burt. fuck em.

fuck bert reynolds.

Why am I thinking of the New York Knicks

my dad stormed the beaches of normandy

relax

it’s a damn shame, what happened to ole Denny LaChance

i appreciate this clarification

this episode was so triggering. like when i first copped the southpole baseball jersey to stunt for nothing.

Uh......I think this is the consensus and has been for like a decade

got through 40 seconds and had to turn it off. more condescending than those new age dr dre/ eminem songs

ok it sounds like you need a cigarette bro

chance quit smoking years ago, relax

dude no he looks nothing like him.

they don’t care about what he’s done prior to his presidency though. they’ll frame it as a man who has lost so much and found greatness through God or whatever the fuck.

i agree with all this (enormously disappointed kanye fan over here with his record label’s logo tattooed on my chest).

that being said, his mom died a decade ago. enough is enough.

she looked like she was gonna straight up deck that motherfucker lol

don’t fucking lie to me.

and yet! here we are! commenting on an article about someone you “actually” don’t give a shit about.

note: literally the only thing i know about blastoise is that video with the autistic kid crying when find the trading card in his booster pack

ok this isn’t so bad IF you imagine this is Anthony Jeselnik talking