this is literally “BTW THAT CRAB WITH THE KNIFE IN ITS CLAW WASNT ACTUALLY TRYING TO SHIV THE PERSON FILMING”

cmon. let people laugh. times are hard.

i definitely skipped this when i was at the gugenheim last summer. bought the book though!

but seriously, can i get a tmnt show voiced by the workaholics

Boston?

if that was your opinion of him, truly truly, then i’m really shocked you followed up after NOAH. that woulda been it for me.

right. yeah. even still, not worth getting nominated as worst anything for anything awards wise. also, you should stop seeing aronofsky movies if that’s how you feel about his work, bruh bruh.

(which—at many black comedy shows—is often subjected to sexual misconduct in a hackneyed practice called “fucking the stool”).

This is why the CHAMPS podcast was so helpful. never knew about fucking the stool till like five years ago smh

first off, fuck the razzies for being so short sighted. every year.

if she’s such a horrible and offensive hater of America, why the fuck is she on your show megyn? Although this unfortunately is kinda pretzel logic as she attempted to have alex jones on her show.

the entirety of austin books is a solid two hours of geek blinders i highly recommend

i wont presume what kinda weird harrassment the folk give to you considering you’re a woman. i’ll say this though, coming from an east coast city, i’ve learned to turn on the blinders, not engage, and assure that i dont have credit. headphones help too.

and yeah, the way austin has dealt with the homeless in the past…

“no cash, sorry chief”

the homeless are really pronounced come sxsw. its pretty sad. my buddy works at the new whiskey joint seven grand which is across from the shelter...it doesnt help business i imagine.

saw little dragon and goldlink there. followed it up by going up stairs for bourbon and ribs. unreal. i love this city lol.

i apologize i went hard. coffee does a man something fierce after five pm cst.if you talk about strictly that strip, yeah you might got something there. parrish got purchased by the folks at empire control room. yeah, the actually strip is fucking gross and a hotbed for confrontation.

anyway the best advice for austin is to not come to austin. we are at capacity.

not the only reason to go to dirty 6th lol. alamo drafthouse ritz is there and they tend to do the majority of prestige 70mm/35mm there. also, the contemporary and the paramount are there, as is small victory. parrish is great for solid concerts as ive checked on many spanning gallant to jmsn to denetia and sene, and…

they come out for these articles but i can say assuredly that your work is heavily circulated amongst smarks and morons alike. appreciate your work, david.

you’re kidding.

twilight guy is tremendous in GOOD TIME!