It makes me want to cry that our female candidate knew she had to practice not being physically intimidated by her opposition.

What is it about farmer mentality that nothing short of immediate profit seems to have any impression at all? If there’s a more myopic, solely self-interested group, I can’t find it. That they can’t absorb the cost of a couple of sheep to preserve a beautiful, rare, noble animal that’s got about 15 years of human…

This stupid show has been on for six years? I’ve never even heard of it.

I obviously haven’t seen the show, but how does a regular ol sitcom espouse conservative values? What were the plotlines? A daughter gets pregnant because she’s only ever had abstinance only education and Tim Allen forces her to carry it to term but doesn’t contribute to the upbringing of the child?

100% positive that they got a tip from a racist informant.

I don’t really have anything to add to this except that Cole and his brother’s twitter exchanges are effing hilarious and made me a fan of his even before I started watching Riverdale. In which his character is the BEST. Fight me, Archie fans!

WOW, this was amazing. Your mom should write an oral history of NYC during this time!

The actor is obviously Jeff Goldblum

Thanks, kid. Mike Pence also owes me (and every other LGBT person) and every woman in America an apology. But it’s a start.

WHY DO YOU NEED A MAKEUP TO SLEEP IN!?!?!?!?!

I saw those photos and was genuinely like...you get hand picked by designers to go to one of the fucking fanciest parties in the country and you go and snap selfies and smoke in the bathroom like you are at a fucking rave. What is that?

The East is this wonderful place where people don’t have cell phones and modern medicine!

The most heartbreaking part about this whole saga is that it may have forced a mediocre white tech dude to admit that he can’t do everything. I mean, can you imagine the pathos of that moment, when he realized that his misguided bravado and the penis swinging between his legs just weren’t enough anymore?

Well, there’s also this difference: Patients Cared For By Female Doctors Fare Better Than Those Treated By Men

I generally side with photographers (and writers and freelancers in the arts who generally get screwed by clients) but street photos/paparazzi have always been confusing to me. If I didn’t give you permission to take my picture but you take it anyway, and then I find it and like it so I post it, you can sue me for…

If I were her I would not ever ever forgive him and I would rather see him eaten by ants than advocate for him.

And the court should tell her that it appreciates her position and is happy that she seems to have come to terms with her assault and trauma. And then it should continue its pursuit of Polanski, who is a child rapist who spent the last 40 years living in luxury and adoration while having a family of his own and…

Two things:

“As good fortune would have it, we had a bodyguard that summer,” she writes. They persuaded their bodyguard to buy lemonade, and then their driver, and then the maids, who “dug deep for their spare change.” The lesson, she says, is that the kids “made the best of a bad situation.”

This makes me miss the hilarious and history-filled Ask A Slave web series. Highly recommend to anyone interested in this period of history!