I constantly tell people he’s been the richest man in “hip hop” since the late 90s and nobody believes me. Even Forbes says Diddy is worth more than Jay-Z. Y’all remember his amazing dancing at the VMAs when he performed his rock rap Godzilla song? This man can do some embarasing terrible dumb shit and still come out…

I think j law would have been perfect in the glass castle. I’m as tired of her schtick as anybody else is but she was amazing in winter’s bone.

But men’s sizes aren’t even called “plus.” I have no idea why men’s sizes just go up from xs to numbered xl and women have to be Plus.

I was really impressed with the maze runner’s casting. All true to the book. The english kid is english. The asian kid is asian. The black kids are black. There are latinos in the second book. Haven’t seen the movie yet so i dont know how that turned out

This shit is liquid gold. I will buy it til I die.

I met this pilot who looked exactly like Jesse Williams, but shorter. He even had beautiful blue-green eyes. He took me salsa dancing and it was all super arousing and then when he kissed me it was like a squid had latched onto my face.

My dad likes to say “We fed you happy meals all the time. You were not abused.”

Nah he has alopecia and terrible rashes and irritation that go along with it. He gets medicated baths and clothes to keep him covered and he visits children with alopecia sometimes.

All I got from that was damn kim has a lot of shit inside her lips when did this even happen

I read it put something like “a woman wants an abortion like an animal in a trap wants to chew its own leg off”

I don’t know that it makes sense to say that “scarring left him dickless” right after stating that he was born without? Anyway, good on him. Werk that arm peen.

More anecdotes! Please!

She sounds like the type of lady who lives in an apartment where “building manager” = expensive concierge.

I’m filipino and people speak in spanish to me all the time. It happens, whatever. No harm done.

Some of us are and some of us aren’t. I have no problem with someone accidentally thinking I’m Latino. It doesn’t hurt my feelings and it probably doesn’t hurt Lou Diamond Phillips’s.

LL Bean is the shit. It’s my affordable alternative to Land’s End, which is like drugs to me.

Your wedding sounds classy as fuck. Retroactively rescind her invite and let me come instead.

I’ve worked a ton of these events and people taking flowers isn’t a huge deal at all because they always get tossed but DAMN, LIT CANDELABRA?

She’s always been really thin but that doesn’t necessarily translate into fitness.