If Dunkin Donuts were smart they would burn that application

Hahahaha I do this to my husband

10 years makes sense. My husband wanted a kid by 27 because he didn’t want to be in his 50s/60s raising teens.

Fuuuuuck what a hot dude

Thanks for this

that asian product box tho!

I read there was one guy whose door was right in front of the murder, he peeped out to watch her get stabbed then called a friend who told him dont call police and called another friend who said come over here. So he climbed through his fire escape to another guys apartment, leaving a woman dying outside his door.…

Ooh yes thank you gonna listen to this later!

But the monogrammed thermos salesman was just a silly scared guy. He wasn't a jerk. I don't get why people are starting to use that as a word for asshole when it was a cute ass story.

Wait, what's happening? Somebody tell me!

I couldn't find this for hours and panicked! There's an AskReddit today though with weirdest shit people have ever ordered while you were a server! Enjoy:

My most well-travelled friend said Spain.

When I wanted to go abroad to Italy during college I got a handbook with my application that actually said a bunch of gently worded stuff about not trying to start a relationship with an Italian man while abroad.

I just read about Kitty Genovese this morning. This woman was followed home by a serial rapist and assaulted, he fled and then came back again to assault and then stab her. The story at the time was sensationalized and it went as viral as a 50s newspaper story can. In the NYT it was written that 37 people witnessed…

I don’t know about the actual immediate effects but I start to feel good after every time I’ve exercised. Something about the fact that I actually did it and am proud of myself.

Yeah but meth though

When I was in middle school the Cool Asians would always coordinate their outfits and come to school in the same color every day, even switching the shoelaces on their Adidas shell toes to match the chosen color. I was one of the fringe dwelling half asians who just liked to ride bikes and be weird with my awesome…

The two best friends that anybody could have

“Like it was like this thing and anyway u guise like he totes sniffs his fingers.”

My husband catches me scraping the dry crust on the top of powders to get at the good stuff underneath and then chooses to walk off before we start to bicker about how he thinks I'm gonna get some kind of face infection and I think No, it's powder. It's all good.