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Right? I’m always wondering if John/Sarah/David/Ashley will become extinct as baby names. On FB last week I saw a woman post that she wanted to name her kid Cadence with creative spelling and I threw up in my mouth. I know a girl with three kids named Jaedyn Presley, Khoeli Maxx, and Alayna Blaykeley. I couldn’t make

I was a single parent when I met my husband and he’s amazing with children. He’s the baby/child whisperer. All children are drawn to him and he has so much love and patience and I’m the weird lady who has no idea how to play with kids or do kid things so I have adult-like conversations with my 4 year old.

I only gave my kid a bit of rice cereal when she started eating baby food cos it seemed like she was extra hungry all the time and needed help filling up. I’m curious too. Is the rice cereal thing used as a sleep aid?

*Ahspenn/Dhackoda

I grew up all over the world because my dad was in the military, but for the past 8 years I’ve lived on and off in Mississippi. I ran off to NYC and DC and thought I had finally made it out, but came back for a visit, met my military husband and am now here til we get out somehow. Sometimes I really really love and

its her cute round baby face. its really youthful.

What a cutie! I buy my daughter whatever the hell she wants to wear regardless of what section it’s in too. It is maddening that sometimes she’ll be playing with a toy truck and one of her great grandparents will go, “You don’t want to play with that. It’s for BOYS.” I usually let my grandparents say whatever and

People are always trying to apply fine/thin hair techniques to my head and it drives me crazy. I refuse a blow dry 9 times out of 10 because a full dry on my hair takes at least 40 minutes at the rate they move and I cannot sit still that long. It's so thick it gives me headaches from the weight if I try to wear a

i have a friend who has really nice hair who gets it colored at one place and then cut in another. her colorist is really hip/ig famousand people buy him plane tickets to do touch ups. the stylist who cuts it works out of a strip mall. it really depends on whether you think youve found the person who can do it all for

People definitely talked about that several years ago when it first started airing. Newer issues have come up with each new season.

I quit a hotel desk job last year because of a horrifying boss. This woman was an incompetent monster who spent all her time slowly meandering up to the desk to rest on her elbows with her eyes at half mast and ruminate on why people need Jesus and how everyone was trying to "take her job." She seemed harmless and

Abc and co cancel all the good stuff. Trophy Wife, Happy Endings, Cougar Town... what else am I forgetting?

Cormoran Strike series is so great. Her writing style feels familiar and it's really comforting.

atlanta bread company is WAY better than panera

I kept seeing celebrities had changed their profile photos and tweeted about "revolution" and "change" and I thought it was for something serious like human trafficking but when I found out it was all for a celebrity-owned streaming service I just couldn't even.

Victoria's Secret underwear is the mothafuckin worst. It falls apart like tissue paper and rides up all your crevices. Hate it. Hate hate hate it.

i have a copper iud. my version of this pic would look like a fucking massacre took place in my pants.

kim youve got great new york boobs

i love bright pretty prints but i cannot picture myself in a public restroom with a full bladder struggling to undo the belt on a onesie romper

im still hurt over her "brown hair + glasses = ugly" video transformation