I watch it next to my husband and cackle loudly. He loves it.

I dont let them touch me anymore. I like going with my sisters. Theyre strong and confrontational and say 'NOPE we dont need help' and then gleefully run around with wipes and q tips trying everything for themselves while the makeup counter person looks on in disgust.

GoodNESS. I think for on camera artists are generally taught to go heavy and well defined because the lights/flashes wash out the details of a person's face. But we need to see these polaroids asap.

DAVYEON SAY FUCKIN NO. I once got an ambush prom proposal in front of my boyfriend from one of my moms friends sons and she forced me to go. Then for our prom my boyfriend was like if i buy a ticket would you, like, wanna go? He had been put off by the idea of prom after that shit.

I would super enjoy an article of mall counter makeover disasters. I will head to mac right now and get done up like a pageant toddler today if they will do a full feature hahaha

Thats the fun in this!

I have full thick brows that ive been growing out since i was an over tweezer in high school and i kind of just shade in the edges nice and neat so they look uniform but not like creepy instagram brows.

Hahaha its okay. I mean full face like primer, foundation, bronzer, blush, illuminator, shadow, concealer, brows, lips and lashes. Lately ive been venturing out with less or nothing because my skin is kind of nice now but i used to have horrific acne. Putting on my face armor made me less self conscious about the…

Fuuuuck i need to hop on whatever everybody else seems to be flying these days

Im not fancy enough to live in a place that is even near a Virgin airlines

Or it might be one of those daily shuttles for business people. Theres a delta one that goes between nyc/dc/boston/philly and it is so so great. I used to use up miles to visit my dad on a plane while I was in school and on the business shuttle I got to go to the old terminal building at La Guardia with all the murals…

At the soho Sephora with the little MUFE studio there was an amazing guy who spent an hour with me and my friend on Halloween posing for costume photos and putting nice stuff on us. They can be quite nice there. I dont know what it is about MAC employees. But thankfully my best friend is a makeup goddess so everyone…

I give you hugs for that experience.

HAHAHA That is horrific. Are they allowed to do that?! What a dick move. I can't even fathom.

Great boots. I've never had a flight attendant who looks glam in person. You always picture Pan Am and then basically its a bunch of peoples moms in orthopaedic shoes and neckerchiefs.

i also religiously wear a full face and i thought it was weird to encounter an article full of women who never wear it

That link led me to one of the saddest and most horrifying things I've ever read. I wouldnt even treat my dogs like that. And who just hands off children to randos? That stupid fuck and his bland pudding looking fuckface and his overly bronzed shit of a wife need to get kicked down a deep deep hole.

I appreciate reading things that change my view on the world and the experiences of others.

These are all wonderful. I wonder how they manage to find the one makeup counter person who doesnt do full-out drag queen. I always seem to get the MAC employee who lives and dies by cake face and neon.

Some of these statements could go just as well for a person who thinks its their right to get out of a woman's friend zone just because they want her.