filipino people have been giving their children horrific names since forever. i have a cousin named benyl. we call her benadryl. there's also jackie lou, jennilyn, jairus, sunshine, etc. literally everybody has an auntie baby and an uncle boy. it goes on.

I live right across the state line from alabama in mississippi and people drive all over the place looking for obstetric services. Typical.

I entered 'inner goddess' into my ereader search and came up with something like 165 instances of the phrase in just one book. One time her inner goddess literally POLE VAULTS. Horrible.

when I was 13 in Japan I had a kickass phone and you could program different colored lights for different contacts. It also had a mirror when you shut off the screen and a tuner so you could watch like 4 channels of japanese soap opera. They've had cool shit longer. They've been building up to this.

John Legend, classy gent, had to kinda/sorta apologize to another artist because Kim Kardashian tried to shade using him and his wife. John + Chrissy 4 lyfe.

I was a fan but thought they were trying way too hard to make people say the show was the new Friends. Watch the countdown clock be to the release of a box set or something else very anticlimactic.

I can't get over Gwen trying to skank to a ballad last night.

I'm all for Lauren Willig's regency romance/spy series to be a show or film

I pressed Publish once and got like 20 messages in a row that my reply has been submitted please nobody hate me

I don't really need the super friendly over the top sugar/honey/y'all servers we get here in the south. I thought it was pleasant at first then at my favorite fancy restaurant we got a guy who was just plain professional. Really fast and polite and KNOWLEDGEABLE. He gave us options on our meals and drinks we had never…

casual.

wow that's pretty rude. filipinos and a lot of mid eastern countries eat with hands. ethiopian food sometimes too i think? that doesn't make people backwoods creatures it's just a regional thing. she dropped the ball on that one.

Oprah really made a huge deal over eating with your hands? They do that in literally dozens of countries.

I'm unsure if this is true but I read that Cadbury gave Hershey the rights to sell chocolate under the Cadbury name. If Cadbury were to come to American soil they'd be cockblocking their own investment with Hershey and possibly face a lawsuit. So... maybe not entirely Hershey's fault?

WE CANT BE FRIENDS

NOPE. My family loves to tell me I used to eat all the fish and fetuses as a child but im American now. I even speak English. They can keep their shrimp paste and fish eyeballs.

I'm pretty fucking horrified that everyone keeps calling it a 'procedure.' I can't disasocciate from something like this. It's mutilation. Just like 'euthanizing' healthy animals is just plain killing.

I've never been there but I'm going to google it

I feel like I can actually like Kim now that she's owning it and being nude everywhere instead of crying like a banshee over the fact that a magazine showed the outline of her nips like, "I'll never go nude again!"