Houston's! They have insanely large daiquiris with little shot beakers for and a lot of douches love to sit on the street and pose in their sunglasses. The food is meh.

I once had a lady text and call me for a week trying to tell me my name was Sharita and I was banging her husband and nothing I ever said could convince her to please freaking stop contacting me because my name is karen and I don't know you or your husband so I just had my mom yell at her next time she called and it…

I hate to be one of the contrarians but the medium vs large pizza box question isn't that dumb. Some places only have 1 size of pizza box. They could have just worded it oddly. Need context to know whether they were truly clueless or if the storyteller is just looking for a laugh.

This woman has a great twisty sense of humor and one of the most original instagrams out there

I don't know that being grateful you're not on the same dvd with a rapist pariah = really hating someone?

I don't know that giving a defenseless dog something to cause diarrhea is really that nice

I went down a deep deep Vanderpump Rules hole because of the last article about it on here and I am obsessed. These monstrous children are the absolute worst and I live tweeted my binge and another person retweeted it and @ Jax in it and then he blocked me for saying he would eventually be fired from SUR at 40 to make…

I actually read a terrible story on Instagram from a woman who breeds and raises huskies as show dogs. Someone had to bring a dog back to her after 2 years because their dumb nosy neighbors kept calling animal control and accusing them of animal abuse because they LET THEIR SIBERIAN HUSKY PLAY IN THE SNOW. Like they…

Definitely not the kind of dog that quietly or politely gives any shit about you trying to confine it. I have a husky and she is the happiness in my life but hot damn if you even try to close the bathroom door between you and her so you can pee in peace she will plaintively howl outside of it for you to let her in.

I was definitely not an all A student and I don't expect letter grades from my kid I'm just saying for this specific kid I knew in high school that is what happened.

I knew a kid in high school that got one D and his parents immediately took everything from his room except his bookshelf and bed. He got all As next semester.

Right

I think this might all be crap since she's pretty open about how much she hates pregnancy because she was mocked mercilessly for gaining weight while pregnant aka looking pregnant while being pregnant.

At family gatherings you are forced to face the short genetic distance between you and a clinically insane person. —Jim Gaffigan

Wherever they filmed that video is really beautiful.

Right? When I was younger my dad used to take me to volunteer at soup kitchens and we would bake hundreds of cookies and candies to give to his airmen (he was in the Air Force) or put together gift baskets for people with kids and he would tell me how when he was little they didn't have anything and the Salvation Army…

Hahaha I would probably hate too if I went over there and I looked but i don't want to. I've been watching Vanderpump rules all week and I've met my quota on hating strangers. I guess I can't blame her for capitalizing on the lifestyle blogging craze if she's got a lot of adspace on there and she's making money off…

A group? I don't know how she did it. I think she just started the group on fb and told people who came to her shop and now it's full of like-minded people. It's called When It's Ruff.

OMG that face. How can you deal with that face.

I don't get it either. Why are we hating on this woman for teaching her kids the value of volunteerism? I get rolling your eyes at her writing about it, but not at what she did.