Wrong. The Vice President is a CRUCIAL pick because of it’s importance as a stepping stone to the Presidency. It has to be a flashy and sexy pick so that person can glide into being POTUS after their 8 year VP stint

Just between us, Trump definitely fucked Tyson’s wife, right?

...wait, where the fuck did you find 3 Rams fans?

We had a Gurley when I was a kid. And I always thought it was sad that he didn’t have a lot of room to run around. But my parents took him upstate so he could live on a farm. Now he has plenty of space to run around in the open fields. I miss him sometimes, but I know he’s better off there.

You don’t even want to know what they were tweeting at Ha Ha Clinton-Dix

IT WAS A CATCH

I got my brz for 26k brand new 3 years ago, fully loaded. The same amount bought me a 350z in 2004 and I think both cars were totally worth it. I haven’t seen a cool new car for less than $20k since the 90s... What do you expect to get for $20k brand new? a front wheel drive civic costs the same at this point.

Member mid-grade? I member

Wow. And to think I’ve erroneously called it ‘Cleveland’ for years.

Any decision not yet made by the Browns remains in a quantum state of good or bad. It is only when the Browns arrive at a decision that it is forced into a state of being the worst choice possible.

Entering without permission is kinda what we do here.

When asked if he was invited into Baylor’s locker room, Shawn Oakman responded, “Well, it’s Baylor, consent is pretty much implied.”

Diner: “Can I have the double bacon cheeseburger, fries, beer and the injured player walk-through special please.”

Waiter: “Would you like the special teams player injury or can I interest you in upgrading to a starter?”

Yeah that's cool and all but the real story in Fargo is that Alexis Texas is performing st the strip club tonight

An angry Baylor fan went up to confront MOB members after the performance. Rice students calmed the situation and walked him to concourse

That sounds like a really

A history of oral with Manti Te’o’s girlfriend:

"Why are people so into Yuengling?"